Deer Kick!

Deer near the Rogue River have special ninja powers. I took photographic evidence.

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Sleeping in

“Don’t worry, I know how to fold the space-time continuum,” I reassured D today, as he was trying to wake me up, “I can keep sleeping.” I was dreaming that it was just like folding laundry, that simple. The reason no one had figured it out before was that most of the researchers who were working on it were men, and thought that folding the laundry and other such domestic ideas were below them.

I also dreamt that Cruella DeVil was back, and had an army of zombie-vampire cats who were after everyone.

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Spam Poetry

Just cleaned out 91 spam comments awaiting moderation. Most of them were the boring run-of-the-mill annoying type. Some, however, were much more interesting: 

“Ships to the usa used laptop. Running shoes should be selected carefully….”

“The tresses is one and only of enough measure to current a serene boundary. This element ships in - days…. ”

And my favorite:

“Focus on the cat children where they grow faith in themselves and bringout the unlimited potential present within.”

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