Spam Poetry

Just cleaned out 91 spam comments awaiting moderation. Most of them were the boring run-of-the-mill annoying type. Some, however, were much more interesting: 

“Ships to the usa used laptop. Running shoes should be selected carefully….”

“The tresses is one and only of enough measure to current a serene boundary. This element ships in - days…. ”

And my favorite:

“Focus on the cat children where they grow faith in themselves and bringout the unlimited potential present within.”